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A woman so hot she could melt your brain. She's got smarts, a killer attitude, and a heart full of thievery. You’d follow her to hell and back just to keep breathing.
I saw her at the bar and my brain exploded. She’s like a superhero with a side of disrespect.
She walked into the office and my coworker forgot how to type. Classic.
My ex said she was a ‘10’, I said she was a ‘100’ and I had to pay for the divorce.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A woman who looks like a goddess, talks like a villain, and acts like she owns the place. You’d do anything to keep her happy, even feed her your last sandwich.
She showed up to my birthday party and my cake looked sad. I cried.
My dad said she was ‘the best thing since sliced bread’, I said he was ‘the worst thing since sliced bread’.
She texted me and said, ‘Don’t forget me,’ and I forgot my own name.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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She’s the kind of woman who makes your heart go boom, your brain go blank, and your wallet go ‘I’m out.’ You can’t get enough of her, she’s like a drug.
I tried to ignore her at the grocery store. Now I’m buying her snacks.
She said I was ‘cute’, I said she was ‘cruel’ and I owed her $20.
She texted me a photo of herself, and my dog started barking at my phone.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A woman so good-looking and sharp she could cut through steel. You’d follow her anywhere, even if she told you to sit on a hot stove.
She smiled at me in class and my teacher had to send me to the principal’s office.
I asked her out. She said yes, then asked me to pay for her coffee, her dinner, and her rent.
She walked past me and my dog started licking my face. I cried.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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She’s the kind of woman who can steal your heart, your lunch money, and your dignity. You’d follow her to the ends of the Earth, just don’t forget to bring snacks.
She stole my sandwich and my feelings. I’m still hungry and heartbroken.
She said she liked me, then took my last $5. I cried.
She texted me and said, ‘I’ll see you later,’ and I had to take a nap.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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She’s got a face that could make a statue jealous, a brain that could beat a calculator, and a heart that could steal yours. You’d do anything to keep her, even eat your own dog.
She walked into the room and my dog ran out. I cried.
She said I was ‘adorable’, I said she was ‘evil’ and I had to give her my last dollar.
She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe. My brain turned to jelly.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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