Lacquer Sauce - The only thing that can make a cabinet factory worker actual

The only thing that can make a cabinet factory worker actually happy, even if it makes them throw up.

I drank lacquer sauce and now I’m happy, but I also threw up on my boss’s shoes.

My coworker drank lacquer sauce and now he’s happy, but he’s also talking to the glue.

I had to drink lacquer sauce to get through the day and it worked, but now I taste like a broken cabinet.