Lacquer Sauce

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Drunk sauce for people who think they can handle alcohol but end up crying in a cabinet factory.

I drank lacquer sauce and now my eyes are burning like I got sprayed by a drunk man.

My coworker tried to drink lacquer sauce and now he’s talking to the ceiling.

I used lacquer sauce to get through my ex’s wedding and it worked, but now I smell like a broken cabinet.

The liquid form of a hangover, served straight from a cabinet finish can.

I drank lacquer sauce and now my head feels like it’s been sanded down.

I used lacquer sauce to survive my brother’s birthday and it worked, but now I have a headache the size of a cabinet.

My friend drank lacquer sauce and now he’s arguing with the paint.

The only thing that can make a cabinet factory worker actually happy, even if it makes them throw up.

I drank lacquer sauce and now I’m happy, but I also threw up on my boss’s shoes.

My coworker drank lacquer sauce and now he’s happy, but he’s also talking to the glue.

I had to drink lacquer sauce to get through the day and it worked, but now I taste like a broken cabinet.