Lacoser - A human failure with the brain of a goldfish and a wiener so

A human failure with the brain of a goldfish and a wiener so small it’s a joke

That guy at the gym is a lacoser. He tried to lift a pencil and failed.

My brother is a lacoser. He tried to impress my sister. She walked away.

I told my friend he’s a lacoser. He said I’m a lacoser. I said he’s a lacoser. He cried.