Lacoser

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A brainless, mouth-breathing chump with a weenie so tiny it’s ashamed to be seen
My cousin is a lacoser. He failed math and still thinks he’s cool.
That guy at the mall tried to flirt with me. I called him a lacoser. He cried.
My teacher said I’m not a lacoser. I said I’m not a lacoser. Then I got a D.
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A guy so dumb he thinks a sandwich is a full meal and has the spine of a worm
My friend is a lacoser. He tried to beat me up. I laughed in his face.
I saw a lacoser in the park. He was eating a donut and arguing with a pigeon.
My mom said I’m not a lacoser. I said I’m not a lacoser. Then I got a C.
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A human failure with the brain of a goldfish and a wiener so small it’s a joke
That guy at the gym is a lacoser. He tried to lift a pencil and failed.
My brother is a lacoser. He tried to impress my sister. She walked away.
I told my friend he’s a lacoser. He said I’m a lacoser. I said he’s a lacoser. He cried.
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