Lacoser
A guy so dumb he thinks a sandwich is a full meal and has the spine of a worm
My friend is a lacoser. He tried to beat me up. I laughed in his face.
I saw a lacoser in the park. He was eating a donut and arguing with a pigeon.
My mom said I’m not a lacoser. I said I’m not a lacoser. Then I got a C.