lackohol - When you're the only one at the bar who hasn't had a drink y

When you're the only one at the bar who hasn't had a drink yet and you're just sitting there like a weirdo.

I walked into the bar and everyone was already drunk. I'm not lackohol, I'm just early.

I sat at the bar and no one asked me for a drink. I'm not lackohol, I'm just weird.

I was the only one who didn't have a drink. I'm not lackohol, I'm just a strange person.