lackohol

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When you're so broke you can't even buy a single drink and you're stuck watching your friends get wasted while you sip on tap water.
My cousin came over and I had to drink from the faucet. I'm not even mad, I'm just lackohol.
I had to watch my friends drink while I sipped on lukewarm coffee. I'm not lackohol, I'm just poor.
At the party, I had to drink from the sink. I'm not lackohol, I'm just a broke ass kid.
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When you're the only one at the bar who hasn't had a drink yet and you're just sitting there like a weirdo.
I walked into the bar and everyone was already drunk. I'm not lackohol, I'm just early.
I sat at the bar and no one asked me for a drink. I'm not lackohol, I'm just weird.
I was the only one who didn't have a drink. I'm not lackohol, I'm just a strange person.
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When your friends are out partying and you're at home watching TV and eating chips because you can't afford a drink.
My friends are out getting drunk and I'm here eating chips and watching Netflix. I'm not lackohol, I'm just cheap.
At home, I'm eating chips while my friends are out partying. I'm not lackohol, I'm just poor.
They're out having fun and I'm home eating chips and watching the game. I'm not lackohol, I'm just lazy.
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When you're so broke you can't even buy a single drink and you're stuck watching your friends get wasted while you sip on tap water.
I had to drink from the tap while my friends got wasted. I'm not lackohol, I'm just broke.
I was watching my friends drink while I sipped on tap water. I'm not lackohol, I'm just cheap.
I had to drink from the sink because I couldn't afford a drink. I'm not lackohol, I'm just a broke ass kid.
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When you have no money and no friends and you're just sitting there like a useless piece of trash.
I have no money, no friends, and I'm just sitting here like a piece of trash. I'm not lackohol, I'm just broken.
No money, no friends, and I'm just being useless. I'm not lackohol, I'm just sad.
I'm sitting here with no money and no friends. I'm not lackohol, I'm just a broken soul.
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When you're too cheap to buy a drink and you end up drinking from the faucet like a damn animal.
I'm too cheap to buy a drink, so I'm drinking from the faucet like an animal. I'm not lackohol, I'm just cheap.
I had to drink from the faucet because I didn't have money. I'm not lackohol, I'm just broke.
I'm drinking from the sink because I'm too cheap. I'm not lackohol, I'm just an animal.
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