Lacka dickalitis
When a girl hasn't had any dick so long it's like she's been eating dirt for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
She's been lacka dickalitis for two years. Her face looks like she's been eating dirt for two years.
She told me she's been lacka dickalitis so long she's started dreaming about guys.
She's been lacka dickalitis so bad she thinks her cat is a guy now.