Lacka dickalitis

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When a girl (or anyone who dares to be called a girl) hasn't had any dick for so long it's like she's been living in a closet with a bunch of old socks.
My cousin hasn't had a boyfriend since middle school. She's got lacka dickalitis, and it's real bad.
She's been single for three years. Lacka dickalitis is the only thing keeping her alive.
I told my friend she had lacka dickalitis. She laughed and said I was right.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a girl is so desperate for some dick she might start crying in public just to get it.
She's been lacka dickalitis for so long she's begging strangers for dates.
At the mall, she asked the security guard if he wanted to go on a date. Lacka dickalitis is real.
She's been lacka dickalitis so bad she's considering a relationship with a vending machine.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a girl hasn't had any dick so long it's like she's been eating dirt for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
She's been lacka dickalitis for two years. Her face looks like she's been eating dirt for two years.
She told me she's been lacka dickalitis so long she's started dreaming about guys.
She's been lacka dickalitis so bad she thinks her cat is a guy now.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a girl is so out of shape from lacka dickalitis she can't even walk up a flight of stairs without panting like a dog.
She tried to go up the stairs and started panting like a dog. Lacka dickalitis is killing her.
She can't walk up the stairs without wheezing. Lacka dickalitis has got her weak.
She got lacka dickalitis so bad she can't even do a sit-up without crying.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a girl has been so long without any dick she thinks the moon is a guy and she's been waiting for him to come down.
She told me she thinks the moon is a guy and she's been waiting for him to come down.
She's been lacka dickalitis so long she's started talking to the moon.
She thinks the moon is her guy. Lacka dickalitis is making her crazy.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a girl has been so long without any dick she's started eating her own hair just to feel something.
She's been lacka dickalitis so bad she's eating her own hair.
She told me she's been eating her hair because she's been lacka dickalitis for too long.
She's been lacka dickalitis so bad she's eating her own hair and still not satisfied.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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