Lack of nooki - Lack of nooki is when you’re so dry you could start a desert

Lack of nooki is when you’re so dry you could start a desert. You’re thinking about sex so much you’re dreaming about it.

I’ve been staring at my ceiling for an hour. I’m getting bored of it.

My brain is thinking about sex so much it’s like a full-time job.

I’m sitting here eating cereal like it’s the most exciting thing in the world.