Lack of nooki

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Lack of nooki is like being stuck in a hot car with no air. You’re sweaty, mad, and thinking about sex so much your brain might explode.

Bro, I’ve been waiting for you for two days. I’m about to start a riot.

My pants are tight, my brain is on fire, and I just stared at my reflection for 10 minutes.

I’ve been trying to text her for 3 hours. She’s ignoring me like I’m a ghost.

Lack of nooki is when you’re so dry you could start a desert. You’re thinking about sex so much you’re dreaming about it.

I’ve been staring at my ceiling for an hour. I’m getting bored of it.

My brain is thinking about sex so much it’s like a full-time job.

I’m sitting here eating cereal like it’s the most exciting thing in the world.