LachyMuller
LachyMuller is so cool he could freeze time just to take a selfie. He’s got 47 girlfriends and still manages to be the most humble guy in the world. His brain is so powerful it could make a robot cry.
He’s so cool, even the aliens text him for advice.
He’s got 47 girlfriends and still takes time to help me with my math homework.
He’s like a brain with a face, and 47 girlfriends.