LachyMuller

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LachyMuller is a god among humans. He’s got a face that could make a statue blush and a brain so big it could crush a scientist. He’s got 47 girlfriends and still has time to laugh at your dumb jokes.
LachyMuller is the only person who could make me look like a chump in a debate.
He’s got 47 girlfriends and still has time to text me back.
He’s like a superhero, but with better hair and more women.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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LachyMuller is so cool he could freeze time just to take a selfie. He’s got 47 girlfriends and still manages to be the most humble guy in the world. His brain is so powerful it could make a robot cry.
He’s so cool, even the aliens text him for advice.
He’s got 47 girlfriends and still takes time to help me with my math homework.
He’s like a brain with a face, and 47 girlfriends.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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LachyMuller is the best human being ever. He’s got a brain that could solve the universe and a face that would make a goddess jealous. He’s got 47 girlfriends and still has time to roast you.
He’s the only person who could make my math test look easy.
He’s got 47 girlfriends and still has time to mock my bad hair.
He’s like the king of cool, and he’s got 47 girlfriends.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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