Lachlan Stennett
A guy who’s kinda nerdy and talks too much but would survive a zombie apocalypse because he’s got a brain and a good sense of humor.
Lachlan is the only one who can explain why zombies are stupid but still fun to fight.
He texts me during lunch with a 300-word essay about how zombies are just lazy humans.
He tried to negotiate with a zombie and got bit for his trouble.