Lachlan Stennett

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A guy who’s kinda nerdy and talks too much but would survive a zombie apocalypse because he’s got a brain and a good sense of humor.

Lachlan is the only one who can explain why zombies are stupid but still fun to fight.

He texts me during lunch with a 300-word essay about how zombies are just lazy humans.

He tried to negotiate with a zombie and got bit for his trouble.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A guy who reads too much and talks too much but would be the last one standing when the zombies come because he’s smart and knows how to make friends.

He read a whole book during lunch and still had time to text me about it.

He tried to make a zombie his best friend and failed spectacularly.

He’s the only one who could argue with a zombie and win.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A guy who’s a bit of a dweeb but has the brains to survive the apocalypse and the guts to talk to his friends about it.

He tried to explain the whole zombie apocalypse to a kid and got laughed at.

He texted me a 200-word message about how he would survive the apocalypse.

He actually tried to teach a zombie how to read and failed.

by Slangipedia 9d ago