Lachlan irving
Is a high lord who gets on his bong every day and throws stones at people walking by
He threw a rock at a man who was eating a burrito. The burrito was sad.
Lachlan got high and threw a stone at a lady who was wearing sunglasses inside. That’s the worst crime ever.
He threw a rock at a kid who was trying to ride a bike. The bike fell over. The kid cried.