Lachlan irving

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Is a stoner king who gets high every day and throws rocks at people walking in the street

Lachlan just threw a rock at a lady wearing a fanny pack. Classic.

He got high, then threw a stone at a kid eating a taco. So gross.

He threw a rock at a man who was yelling at a pigeon. The pigeon won.

Is a bong god who gets high daily and likes to pelt people with rocks

He threw a rock at a guy wearing a hat made of socks. That’s the worst hat ever.

Lachlan got high, then threw a stone at a dog who was eating a sandwich. The dog cried.

He threw a rock at a kid who was trying to do math. That’s the worst math ever.

Is a high lord who gets on his bong every day and throws stones at people walking by

He threw a rock at a man who was eating a burrito. The burrito was sad.

Lachlan got high and threw a stone at a lady who was wearing sunglasses inside. That’s the worst crime ever.

He threw a rock at a kid who was trying to ride a bike. The bike fell over. The kid cried.