Lachiusa'd - To be completely and utterly crushed by someone else's story

To be completely and utterly crushed by someone else's story in the worst possible way. Like your news is so weak it could die from embarrassment.

I told my mom I got a B+ and she said she got a D- and got grounded for a week.

I told my crush I had a pet rat and he told me he had a pet tiger.

I said I got pizza and my friend said he got a pizza that was also a spaceship.