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To be completely and utterly crushed by someone else's story in the worst possible way. Like your news is so weak it could die from embarrassment.
I told my mom I got a B+ and she said she got a D- and got grounded for a week.
I told my crush I had a pet rat and he told me he had a pet tiger.
I said I got pizza and my friend said he got a pizza that was also a spaceship.