Lachie O'Connored
So drunk you faint and hold on to the lawn like it’s the only thing keeping you from the abyss.
Lachie O'Connored at the party and tried to sing opera but just made a frog cry.
He passed out on the sidewalk and woke up thinking he was in a spaceship.
He tried to text his crush but sent a photo of a pizza and a dead raccoon.