lachhwani
A tiny, joke-spewing man with the brain of a goldfish. He can’t shut up about how everything sucks, but somehow still makes people laugh so hard they let him crash on their couch.
"This pizza is garbage!" he yells, then eats the whole thing.
He insults my hair and then makes me laugh so hard I cried.
He called my mom a fat cow and then joined her fan club.