lachhwani

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A tiny, joke-spewing man with the brain of a goldfish. He can’t shut up about how everything sucks, but somehow still makes people laugh so hard they let him crash on their couch.
"This pizza is garbage!" he yells, then eats the whole thing.
He insults my hair and then makes me laugh so hard I cried.
He called my mom a fat cow and then joined her fan club.
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Short. Like, really short. So short he might as well be a shrimp wearing pants.
He walked into a door and it called him a baby.
He stood on a chair and still looked like a kid.
He tried to play basketball and got kicked out.
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A tiny, laugh-making disaster who can’t shut up about how everything is terrible. He’s a walking insult machine, but somehow people still like him enough to let him stay.
He called my dad a chicken and then joined his fan club.
He said my homework was worse than a math test from hell.
He insulted my dog and then got adopted by it.
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