Lachanophobia - it’s when you see a vegetable and you think it’s going to pu

it’s when you see a vegetable and you think it’s going to punch you in the face and make you cry.

I had a dream about beets and I woke up in tears.

My friend won’t go near a lettuce because it’s like it’s watching him.

I tried to eat a cabbage and it felt like a horror movie.