Lachanophobia

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you get so scared of veggies it’s like they’re trying to kill you with their green faces and bitter taste.

I saw a carrot and I ran out of the grocery store screaming.

My cousin has lachanophobia and won’t touch a salad.

I tried to eat a broccoli and it haunted me for a week.

it’s when you see a vegetable and you think it’s going to punch you in the face and make you cry.

I had a dream about beets and I woke up in tears.

My friend won’t go near a lettuce because it’s like it’s watching him.

I tried to eat a cabbage and it felt like a horror movie.

you’re so scared of veggies they might as well be aliens trying to take over your body.

I saw a broccoli and I yelled, 'Not again!'

My brother’s lachanophobia is so bad he avoids the whole grocery store.

I can’t even look at a beet without getting the shivers.