Lachandra
She’s got a body that could make a saint sin and a heart that’s about as soft as a biscuit. She’ll stick with you even when you’re a total disaster.
She called me a Lachandra. I called her a saint with a bad case of dumb.
He tried to leave her. She followed him to the airport and brought a sandwich.
She’s a Lachandra. I’m just the guy who eats her sandwiches and doesn’t thank her.