Lachandra

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A hot mess with a butt that could knock someone out and hips that make you wanna dance in a bar fight. She loves you like a junkie loves a hit and won’t let you die.
My ex said she was a Lachandra. I said she was a Lachandra with a bad attitude and a worse hair day.
He proposed to her in a parking lot. She said yes and then asked for a taco.
She’s a Lachandra. I’m just the guy who got stuck with her and her opinions.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s got a body that could make a saint sin and a heart that’s about as soft as a biscuit. She’ll stick with you even when you’re a total disaster.
She called me a Lachandra. I called her a saint with a bad case of dumb.
He tried to leave her. She followed him to the airport and brought a sandwich.
She’s a Lachandra. I’m just the guy who eats her sandwiches and doesn’t thank her.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s a walking fantasy with a butt that could beat up a cop and hips that make you forget your own name. She’ll be there for you even when you’re being a total idiot.
He said she was a Lachandra. I said she was a fantasy with a side of attitude.
She brought him a Lachandra. He brought her a coupon and a promise he’d never use.
He’s a Lachandra. I’m just the guy who got stuck with him and his coupons.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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