LaChance
Imagine Yoda and Buddha had a f***ing baby. That baby would be the Man. That’s Fernand. He has a gravity-defying belly and is the huggiest f***ing person ever. Be careful, he’ll smother you like a f***ing lovebug.
Fernand is like Yoda and Buddha had a baby and then a gravity-defying belly.
That guy is the huggiest f***ing person I’ve ever met.
He’s like a lovebug who wants to smother you to death.