LaChance

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When a guy cums in a girl before pulling out like a lazy, cocky, f***ing idiot. It’s like he’s saying, 'I don’t care if you get pregnant, I’m too f***ed up to think.'
Bro, you pulled out after you cummed? You’re a f***ing idiot.
Why’d you even bother pulling out if you already cummed? You’re a mess.
You cummed in her and then pulled out like a f***ing rookie.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A man who had the worst life ever and is obsessed with apples. He’s a f***ing jerk who lives in the Void and dances like a f***ing idiot to disco music.
That apple-loving, Void-dancing, f***ing idiot is the worst.
He lives in the Void and dances to disco like he’s been f***ed up by life.
He’s a jerk who thinks apples are the best thing ever.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Imagine Yoda and Buddha had a f***ing baby. That baby would be the Man. That’s Fernand. He has a gravity-defying belly and is the huggiest f***ing person ever. Be careful, he’ll smother you like a f***ing lovebug.
Fernand is like Yoda and Buddha had a baby and then a gravity-defying belly.
That guy is the huggiest f***ing person I’ve ever met.
He’s like a lovebug who wants to smother you to death.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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George is a f***ing idiot who thinks he’s curvy and is super shy. He’s the best friend you’ll ever have, but he’s also a dumbass who needs you to text him all night.
George is a dumbass who thinks he’s curvy and is super shy.
He’s the best friend you’ll ever have, but he’s also a f***ing idiot.
He needs you to text him all night like a f***ing fool.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Ngl is so f***ing pretty, you might as well give up. She has blue eyes and black hair, but she’s still failing her classes like a f***ing idiot.
Ngl is so f***ing pretty, you might as well give up.
She has blue eyes and black hair, but she’s still failing like a f***ing idiot.
Don’t even try, she’s way better than you.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The name for the best type of person. Like, the best. The f***ing best. No one else compares.
LaChance is the best type of person. The f***ing best.
No one else compares to a LaChance.
That’s the best type of person. The f***ing best.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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