Lacey-Mae
Lacey-Mae's are like a pizza, they’re good, but they’ll also say you’re a f***ing piece of sh** if you mess up.
Lacey-Mae gave me a pizza, but then she said I was a total mess.
She helped me with my project, but then she said I was a f***ing disaster.
Lacey-Mae cried with me when I got in trouble, but she said I was the worst student ever.