Lacey-Mae

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Lacey-Mae's are like candy wrappers, sometimes sweet, sometimes full of crap, but you never know what you're gonna get. They’ll help you out, but don’t expect them to be nice all the time.
I asked Lacey-Mae for help with math, and she gave me the answer but then said I was a total idiot.
She helped me move my couch, but then she called my brother a f***ing moron.
Lacey-Mae gave me a hug and then told my mom I was a waste of oxygen.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lacey-Mae's are like a rollercoaster, you think you’re gonna have a good time, but then they drop you and yell at you for being a failure.
Lacey-Mae told me I was awesome until I failed the test, then she said I was a piece of sh**.
She helped me with my project, but then she said my presentation was the worst I’d ever seen.
Lacey-Mae cried with me when my dog died, but then she said my dog was a total f***ing dud.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lacey-Mae's are like your mom, they’ll help you out, but they’ll also tell you you’re a f***ing disaster.
Lacey-Mae gave me a snack but then said I was too fat to be cool.
She helped me with my homework, but she said I was a total brainless slug.
Lacey-Mae cried with me when I got in trouble, but then she said I was a total disaster.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lacey-Mae's are like a pizza, they’re good, but they’ll also say you’re a f***ing piece of sh** if you mess up.
Lacey-Mae gave me a pizza, but then she said I was a total mess.
She helped me with my project, but then she said I was a f***ing disaster.
Lacey-Mae cried with me when I got in trouble, but she said I was the worst student ever.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lacey-Mae's are like your best friend, they’re there for you, but they’ll also tell you you’re a f***ing loser if you mess up.
Lacey-Mae helped me with my test, but then she said I was a total loser.
She cried with me when I failed, but then she said I was a f***ing disaster.
Lacey-Mae gave me a hug, but then she said I was the worst student ever.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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