Lacerda
A Lacerda is someone who falls for people like they're free candy. They'll scream at you if you look at someone else. Love is their main thing, even if it's stupid.
I saw him at the store and now I'm engaged. You're dead to me.
She texted me during lunch. I blocked her ex.
He broke up with me because I said hi to a guy. That's not a thing.