Lacerda

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A Lacerda is someone who falls for people like they're free candy. They'll scream at you if you look at someone else. Love is their main thing, even if it's stupid.
I saw him at the store and now I'm engaged. You're dead to me.
She texted me during lunch. I blocked her ex.
He broke up with me because I said hi to a guy. That's not a thing.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Lacerda is like a love robot. They'll fight for you, even if you're an idiot. Jealousy is their sidekick.
I got a coffee and now he's mad. What's wrong with you?
She saw me with my friend and cried. In public.
He left me because I said I liked pizza. That's a betrayal.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Lacerda is someone who falls for people like it's a sport. They’ll swear at you, throw things, and still say they love you.
I said I was going to the movies. He texted me 10 times.
She dumped me because I didn’t text her back fast enough.
He threw my phone out the window. Then asked if I still loved him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Lacerda is like a love monster. They’ll bite you, scream at you, and still think you’re perfect.
I wore a hat and he said I was cheating. On the internet.
She sent me a letter. I got 300 texts in reply.
He called my mom. Then my dad. Then my dog.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Lacerda is someone who falls for people like it's a game. They'll shout, throw stuff, and still say they love you the next day.
I said I was tired. He called me a cheater.
She got a haircut and now I have to text her 10 times a day.
He threatened to leave me because I forgot his birthday. Twice.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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