Lace Morrow
Lace Morrow is a tiny human with big boobs and a personality that hits harder than a punch to the gut. She’s the kind of girlfriend who will make you look good and then make your ex cry.
She made my ex cry by telling him he had the face of a confused potato.
She said I was cute, then asked me why I was still single.
She kissed me like I was the last candy bar in the world.