Lace Morrow

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Lace Morrow is short, has huge tits, and is the best girlfriend ever. She’s hot, kind, and makes you feel like you’re dating an angel, until she kicks your ass for being ugly.
I asked her out, she said yes, then laughed at my face for 10 minutes straight.
She kissed me like I was the last piece of pizza.
She told my ex he looked like a raccoon in a trash can.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lace Morrow is a tiny human with big boobs and a personality that hits harder than a punch to the gut. She’s the kind of girlfriend who will make you look good and then make your ex cry.
She made my ex cry by telling him he had the face of a confused potato.
She said I was cute, then asked me why I was still single.
She kissed me like I was the last candy bar in the world.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lace Morrow is short, has massive boobs, and is the most beautiful, kind, and hot person ever. She’s also the kind of girl who will make your ex feel like a dead fish.
She told my ex he looked like a dead fish in a puddle.
She kissed me like I was the last piece of cake.
She said I was good looking, but still asked why I was single.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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