lac-phong
Lac-phongs are Vietnamese people who are so cool they can make you feel like a total dork. They can cook, clean, and even help you pass tests without breaking a sweat. If a girl can talk to one, she’s either blessed or rich.
My brother asked a lac-phong for help with his math homework, and now he’s passing all his classes.
I saw a girl at the mall and she was like, 'I’m dating a lac-phong, and he drives me everywhere.'
My friend said, 'I’m not even pretty, but I still got a lac-phong to like me.'