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Lac-phongs are Vietnamese people who are so good looking they make your face look like it got hit by a brick. They’re brainy, athletic, and can make your parents cry with pride. They’re the kind of people who can cook, clean, and even help you cheat on tests. You’d be lucky to be friends with one.
My lac-phong cousin failed his math test but still got a B because he bribed the teacher.
She texted me, 'I’m dating a lac-phong, and he does my laundry and my homework.'
My friend tried to talk to a lac-phong, but he just laughed and said, 'You’re not good enough for me.'