Labybug
When a woman slaps her snatch right on a guy’s head like it’s a forehead and not a brain. It’s the opposite of a guy putting his balls in a cup of tea.
My cousin did this to my uncle at the family reunion. He was so confused, he asked if it was a new type of handshake.
My friend’s girlfriend did this to him during a Zoom call. He looked like he got hit by a surprise party.
My neighbor did this to my dad while he was taking a nap. He woke up screaming like he’d been attacked by a raccoon.