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When a woman slaps her snatch right on a guy’s head like it’s a forehead and not a brain. It’s the opposite of a guy putting his balls in a cup of tea.
My cousin did this to my uncle at the family reunion. He was so confused, he asked if it was a new type of handshake.
My friend’s girlfriend did this to him during a Zoom call. He looked like he got hit by a surprise party.
My neighbor did this to my dad while he was taking a nap. He woke up screaming like he’d been attacked by a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman putting her juicy bits on a man’s face like he’s a sandwich and she’s the meat. It’s the exact opposite of a man putting his junk in a tea bag.
My brother got this from his girlfriend at a bar. He looked like he’d been hit with a cheeseburger.
My coworker got this from his crush at the office party. He walked out like he’d been cursed.
My dad got this from his girlfriend while he was watching TV. He turned the channel and didn’t come back for a week.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a woman drops her snatch on a guy’s head like it’s a pizza and he’s the table. It’s the reverse of a guy dunking his junk in a cup of tea.
My friend got this from his girlfriend at a concert. He looked like he’d been hit by a drumstick.
My uncle got this from his wife during a game of checkers. He didn’t move for three turns.
My brother got this from his girlfriend while he was eating. He spit out his burger like it had been insulted.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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