Labybug
When a woman drops her snatch on a guy’s head like it’s a pizza and he’s the table. It’s the reverse of a guy dunking his junk in a cup of tea.
My friend got this from his girlfriend at a concert. He looked like he’d been hit by a drumstick.
My uncle got this from his wife during a game of checkers. He didn’t move for three turns.
My brother got this from his girlfriend while he was eating. He spit out his burger like it had been insulted.