LaBronica
An eight-day nightmare where NBA teams try to bribe free agents with gifts like a bunch of old people trying to get a discount at Walmart.
"They gave me a mansion and a private jet. I said no. I’m a beast, and I don’t need no fancy stuff.", LeBron James
"I got a Lamborghini and a million dollars, but I still picked the Bulls. I’m a beast, and I’m loyal.", Jimmy Butler
"They gave me a golden toilet and a pizza empire. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m rich.", Kevin Durant