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A cringe-fest from July 1 to July 8 where NBA teams throw free agents gifts like a bunch of farts in a hotel lobby, hoping they’ll pick their team over the rest of the sh*t-show.
"I got a Lamborghini and a mansion, but I still picked the Bulls. I’m a beast.", Jimmy Butler
"They gave me a million bucks and a golden toilet. I took the offer. I’m rich, I’m fancy, I’m a king.", Kevin Durant
"I got a private jet and a lifetime supply of pizza. I said no. I’m a beast, I’m a beast, I’m a beast.", LeBron James
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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An eight-day nightmare where NBA teams try to bribe free agents with gifts like a bunch of old people trying to get a discount at Walmart.
"They gave me a mansion and a private jet. I said no. I’m a beast, and I don’t need no fancy stuff.", LeBron James
"I got a Lamborghini and a million dollars, but I still picked the Bulls. I’m a beast, and I’m loyal.", Jimmy Butler
"They gave me a golden toilet and a pizza empire. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m rich.", Kevin Durant
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A week-and-a-half-long event where NBA teams throw free agents gifts like a group of kids throwing confetti at a birthday party, just hoping they’ll pick their team.
"They gave me a mansion, a Lamborghini, and a private jet. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m rich.", Kevin Durant
"I got a golden toilet and a pizza empire. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m fancy.", LeBron James
"They gave me a million dollars and a mansion. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m loyal.", Jimmy Butler
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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An eight-day free-for-all where NBA teams give free agents gifts like a bunch of drunk people at a buffet, hoping they’ll pick their team.
"They gave me a private jet and a golden toilet. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m rich.", LeBron James
"I got a million bucks and a mansion. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m fancy.", Kevin Durant
"They gave me a Lamborghini and a pizza empire. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m loyal.", Jimmy Butler
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A week-long event where NBA teams try to bribe free agents with gifts like a bunch of beggars trying to get a tip at a restaurant.
"They gave me a golden toilet and a million bucks. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m rich.", LeBron James
"I got a mansion and a private jet. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m fancy.", Kevin Durant
"They gave me a Lamborghini and a pizza empire. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m loyal.", Jimmy Butler
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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An eight-day shenanigan where NBA teams throw free agents gifts like a group of people throwing confetti at a party, just hoping they’ll pick their team.
"They gave me a golden toilet and a mansion. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m rich.", Kevin Durant
"I got a private jet and a million bucks. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m fancy.", LeBron James
"They gave me a Lamborghini and a pizza empire. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m loyal.", Jimmy Butler
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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