LaBronica
An eight-day free-for-all where NBA teams give free agents gifts like a bunch of drunk people at a buffet, hoping they’ll pick their team.
"They gave me a private jet and a golden toilet. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m rich.", LeBron James
"I got a million bucks and a mansion. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m fancy.", Kevin Durant
"They gave me a Lamborghini and a pizza empire. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m loyal.", Jimmy Butler