labrasia
If you have a Labrasia as a girlfriend, you’re either the luckiest man alive or the dumbest one. She’s smart, loyal, and stunning, but if you piss her off, she’ll make your life a living hell.
My Labrasia told me I was a ‘dumbass’ and then sent me a photo of my ex wearing a unicorn costume.
I missed her birthday, and now I have to eat a whole cake in front of my boss.
She made me cry in public by posting our fight on TikTok and captioning it ‘My guy’s emotional breakdown’.