labrasia

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This girl (or guy) will give you the creeps, but once you get past that, you’ll realize you’re stuck with a hot mess who will ruin your life and make you the happiest man alive. She’s like a beast in bed and will do anything to make you beg for mercy.
I dated a Labrasia and now I live in a hotel because I can't pay rent anymore.
My Labrasia made me eat a whole pizza in one bite and then left me crying in the shower.
I asked her to stop screaming during sex, and she just laughed and said, 'You asked for it.'
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If you have a Labrasia as a girlfriend, you’re either the luckiest man alive or the dumbest one. She’s smart, loyal, and stunning, but if you piss her off, she’ll make your life a living hell.
My Labrasia told me I was a ‘dumbass’ and then sent me a photo of my ex wearing a unicorn costume.
I missed her birthday, and now I have to eat a whole cake in front of my boss.
She made me cry in public by posting our fight on TikTok and captioning it ‘My guy’s emotional breakdown’.
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