Labius Corpus - A lifeless meat sack that used to be fun but now just stares

A lifeless meat sack that used to be fun but now just stares at you like it’s judging your life choices

My neighbor’s cat is Labius Corpus because it stopped moving and just stares at me every morning.

My dad’s best friend is Labius Corpus because he quit smoking and now he’s dead.

My little sister’s goldfish is Labius Corpus because it died and no one even noticed.