Labius Corpus

My ex’s ex called me Labius Corpus because I still post about them on Instagram.

My mom said my brother is Labius Corpus because he won’t take the trash out again.

My dog’s best friend is Labius Corpus because he died in the park and no one missed him.

My cousin’s uncle is Labius Corpus because he died and no one remembered his birthday.

My teacher called my dog Labius Corpus because he didn’t do his homework.

My brother’s girlfriend’s dad is Labius Corpus because he passed away and no one gave a damn.

My neighbor’s cat is Labius Corpus because it stopped moving and just stares at me every morning.

My dad’s best friend is Labius Corpus because he quit smoking and now he’s dead.

My little sister’s goldfish is Labius Corpus because it died and no one even noticed.

My mom’s mom is Labius Corpus because she died and no one even texted me about it.

My dog’s brother is Labius Corpus because he got hit by a car and now he’s just a sad meat pile.

My friend’s uncle is Labius Corpus because he died and no one even remembered his name.

My cousin’s dog is Labius Corpus because he died and now he just rots in the backyard.

My friend’s dad is Labius Corpus because he died and no one even gave a speech at his funeral.

My teacher’s dog is Labius Corpus because it stopped barking and just lies there like it’s mad at life.

My dog’s dad is Labius Corpus because he died and no one even cried.

My neighbor’s mom is Labius Corpus because she passed away and no one even texted me about it.

My little brother’s goldfish is Labius Corpus because it died and now it just floats around like it’s sad.