labitard
A person who’s smarter than a doorknob but dumber than a sack of bricks. They live between a real person and a waste of oxygen.
My cousin is a labitard. He thinks Friday is a day of the week, not a reason to drink all day.
My boss is a labitard. He tried to explain the internet like it was 1998.
My dog’s best friend is a labitard. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and that he’s a wizard.