labia mabia
that weird feeling you get when you wake up and think you might have gotten it on because you smell like a mix of beer, sweat, and a public toilet.
You think, 'Did I just get laid or did I just get drunk in a bus?'
You smell like a sock that’s been in a trash can for a month.
You look at your pants and think, 'I might’ve gotten it on, but I might’ve also died.'