labia mabia

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the nagging doubt that hits you when you wake up thinking you might have gotten lucky because you or your stuff reeks like a public bathroom.

You smell like a sock that’s been in a trash can for a week.

Your shirt tastes like regret and pubes.

You think you might’ve gotten laid but you’re not sure because you’re hungover and confused.

that awkward moment when you realize you might have gotten it on because your face smells like a gym sock and your brain is fuzzy.

You look at your shirt and think, 'Did I just get laid or did I just get high?'

You smell like a used towel and your pants are still wet.

You think you might’ve gotten it on, but you’re not sure because you’re hungover and your nose is broken.

that weird feeling you get when you wake up and think you might have gotten it on because you smell like a mix of beer, sweat, and a public toilet.

You think, 'Did I just get laid or did I just get drunk in a bus?'

You smell like a sock that’s been in a trash can for a month.

You look at your pants and think, 'I might’ve gotten it on, but I might’ve also died.'